GRANT MADE IT…the flash is happening and my pride cannot be put into wordsdsg
imagine how quickly we could end world poverty if juan pablo opened a one dollar punching booth
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
the next time somebody tells you they love you and you don’t wanna say it back, hit em with the “i like you a lot *wink*” that’ll hold em over, and if not, es okay.
my follower count is fluctuating so hard right now, i am dying. i can just see people like ‘yeahhh, she liveblogs and hates juan pablo’ and then ‘waittt…she’s actually a dick, abort abort…’